Daddy Don’t Do Whiskers T-Shirt in Black Heather


Sometimes you just have to say no to those pesky prickly whiskers.  We love catfish, but those whiskers on that mush of a face can hurt. This Daddy Don’t Do Whiskers t-shirt in black heather is one of our favorites.  It feels soft and lightweight in your hand, with the right amount of stretch around your mid-section.  It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Cheers Always!  Clark


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Daddy Don’t Do Whiskers T-Shirt in Black Heather.
  • 100% Airlum combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester as noted below)
  • Ash Color is 99% Airlum combed, ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester
  • Heather Colors are 52% Airlum combed, ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% Airlum combed, ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism Colors are 99% Airlim combed, ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Always the most comfortable preshrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
  • Side-seamed for a great fit
So, a woman walks into Clark’s Bait Shop…

A woman walks into Clark’s Bait Shop to buy a fishing rod and reel.  She didn’t know which one she should get so she grabbed one and took it up to the register.  One of our helpful store clerks wearing dark sunglasses was standing at the counter.  So, the woman asks him, “Excuse me sir can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”  He says, “Ma’am I’m blind but you can drop it on the counter, from the sound it makes I can tell you everything you will need to know.”

The woman didn’t believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. Right away he said “Well, That’s our 6ft graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It is a good all-around rig and costs $20.00.”  Dumbfounded the woman says, “That’s amazing, you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.  It is exactly what I’m looking for, I’ll take it.”

The clerk walked behind the counter to the register.  And in the meantime, the woman farted.  At first, she was embarrassed but realized that there is no way he could tell it was her, being blind he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.  The store clerk rang up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”  Puzzled the woman says, “But you said it was $20.00?”  He replied, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel are $20.00, but the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”

Daddy Don’t Do Whiskers T-Shirt in Black Heather

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Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30